this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony
Omg girlfran is you
RIP Robin. You were one of my heroes. I hope you find Neverland.
[Trigger Warning: Creep]
After a bit of a rocky start in which my neighborhood sounded like an air raid (a good twenty or so sirens it seemed), and the cat thumping the door because he desperately wanted my shoe…
Today was pretty awesome. Got dressed, looked good, felt pretty good too. In the last two years, I’ve lost 75lbs, so I feel like I look good enough to seriously dress up sometimes. Today was one of those days. Vintage polka dot top which showed off a bit of cleavage (nothing much’ll hide that, what with them being 38DDD), and a wrap top I got from ren faire, short jean shorts, high combat boots and knee socks. I thought I looked pretty good.
Drove out to Sally Beauty Supply for some hair stuff, mostly bleach for my boyfriend’s douchebag-cutie chef costume— ‘scuse me, Guy Fieri cosplay. Got everything, was treated nicely. Went out to upgrade some things for a phone game I play called Ingress, which involves a lot of jokey trash-talk between me and Tessa as we drive around downtown, and playing punky or cheerful music. When we were done, we got Coldstone. Mmm. Nice little treat.
And then we decided to stop on the way home at Walmart to pick up a new scale because our old one is psychotic…
And the creepingest creeper was at the register. It seemed fine at first, he was a little more talkative than I’m used to, but no big deal, it’s a single item transaction, and I use the card machine. Which was when I noticed his eyes had gone to and not left my chest.
I refuse to apologize for my boobs or my cleavage. I couldn’t possibly cover up enough to make them inoffensive to anyone who might find them so nor enough to stop someone from creepin’. And why should I anyway?
He talked longer and longer, held onto the scale box so long my girlfriend had to yank it out of his hand, and said directly to my chest that it was “so wonderful that the two of you came into to see us”. She even had to demand the receipt as I’m standing there in shock, and he repeats himself as we were walking away. Never mind that his nails were so long that it made me physically feel ill.
I was so creeped out on the way out of the store and it’s only gotten worse. I’ve never ever been creeped on and considered myself extremely lucky.
And now I’m home, bundled to the eyeballs, fighting off a panic attack, and very grateful my girlfriend purchased me this Captain America hoodie two years ago so that I can pretend he’s giving me a hug. I’ve been triggered before but never by someone’s direct actions and words before. Ever.
XP bonus: 1,000,000
Weapons: Level 80 gilded stylus, Level 87 crossbow/longbow pair
Armor: Level 80 hoodie/sunglasses/jeans combination
Special Move(s): Super Stun, Fast Car, Artify
Achievement Unlocked: KUNG FU GRIP MASTERED
SUPER BONUS: Coulson
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
Because people need a trip to Disneyland.
Please oh please oh please.
*super-casual* oh sure why not
Eh, what the hell.
why not. cant hurt :)