I know this feeling right now.

I know this feeling right now.

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al-spudnik:

J.C. Leyendecker, The Butterfly Couple (1923)

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Happy Birthday to Me!


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diannesylvan:

ealasaidh:

gothiccharmschool:

sablerabbit:

upclosefromafar:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

🐘

Because people need a trip to Disneyland.

Please oh please oh please.

*super-casual* oh sure why not

Eh, what the hell.


why not. cant hurt :)

diannesylvan:

ealasaidh:

gothiccharmschool:

sablerabbit:

upclosefromafar:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

🐘

Because people need a trip to Disneyland.

Please oh please oh please.

*super-casual* oh sure why not

Eh, what the hell.

why not. cant hurt :)

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My actual precious Thorkitty. <3 His real name is Hennessey, but he’s 22lbs and has huge arms and is buff as hell (cat has abs what).

My actual precious Thorkitty. <3 His real name is Hennessey, but he’s 22lbs and has huge arms and is buff as hell (cat has abs what).

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We jokingly call my cat Thor because he&#8217;s so big and buff. My friend on Facebook said &#8220;what would he look like if you shaved him?&#8221; And this is my brain, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you thank you, I&#8217;ll see myself out.

We jokingly call my cat Thor because he’s so big and buff. My friend on Facebook said “what would he look like if you shaved him?” And this is my brain, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you thank you, I’ll see myself out.

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After my big dental work! I haven&#8217;t really smiled in about&#8230;12 years. Sad really. Not really healed up yet, but I wanted to go to the park sooooooo bad.

After my big dental work! I haven’t really smiled in about…12 years. Sad really. Not really healed up yet, but I wanted to go to the park sooooooo bad.

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omg wtf. my water heater just broke. I am DONE. *goes and lays on floor*

Done. I AM BRAVE. Scared shitless of course, but I did it. /proud /swollen /lol

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So if it wasn’t awful enough that I have to get all my teeth out and get dentures at almost 35 (I comfort myself that Clark Gable had game even after getting himself some), TOMORROW, I now find it that “immediate dentures” apparently aren’t that immediate, and I may have to wait 24 hours to get them.

But hold on- before you make snap judgements- it’s not my fault. Oh, of course it isn’t you say, everybody says that. Except this time, I swear it’s the truth. I grew up in an abusive household where I was told constantly we were poor and the only reason I went to the dentist at all was because my dad’s job covered it. The dentist told my mother that I shouldn’t get braces till my wisdom teeth came in. Only two have.

I have a horrible overbite, which gave me dry mouth and codeine was a new and controversial cough/asthma treatment when I was six years old in 1985, so the doctor warned my mother:” It might work, and it might not, 50/50. But you’ll be sacrificing her adult teeth. They’ll be permanently stained. And it may be worse. Depending on the length of treatment they may end up brittle and weak.” She opted for the treatment that didn’t work and I was on it for four years before he insisted she stop and refused to provide a prescription.

I lived in an incredibly stressful and abusive environment, eventually developing BPD and severe anxiety, and was unable to leave until I was 23. I’ve now developed PTSD on top of it, and with severe dry mouth and the fallout from codeine made me regret the entire thing, and it wasn’t even my fault. My biggest terror was losing my teeth, and my father took great joy in telling me I would lose all of mine by 30. (Jokes on you dad, I’m losing them at 34. HA)

The best part was that braces and tooth repair were considered elective and cosmetic up until relatively recently, and the job market where I live is trash, and my chronic pain makes it difficult at best to stand for 8-10 hours, meaning I had to save up and eventually take out a damn loan to get this done.

AND NOW IN A FIT OF GLORIOUS AGONY I DISCOVER THAT IMMEDIATE MEANS WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EXTRACTION. My nightmare, she comes true. Hopefully they’ll be ready sooner, but they may not be. :( Sadface.

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